Trans CBX さしめし LINE live

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    #1 hela, Feb 14, 2018 at 9:12 PM
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    Hi, I don't know if this was done or not..anyway
    I'm lazy to do actual subs (and I've never done them), but I listened to 1st half of the live (https://live.line.me/channels/21/broadcast/7061884) and wrote translations of the interesting parts with time stamps (and my cringe fan-girl comments in the spoilers...)
    guys this is for fun, if someone's going to be offended by my comments, my PMs are open, you can tell me I suck there, I will delete/edit !!!

    will edit when I watch the 2nd half. if somebody's still going to be interested by then.

    ok at first they just introduce themselves "hi we're exo cbx"

    host asks where are people watching
    and camera pans to him and he says "i'm fine, don't show me, show them" (00:35)
    also please introduce yourself individually

    X: good evening i'm Xiumin
    B: good evening, I'm Baekhyun
    C: Good evening, I'm Chen. The three of us (watch this at 01:03 he stutters it's so cute, basically trying to say the familiar (?) version of "have come" kichaimashita).. have come!

    host - comments are too fast i can't read it. lots of hearts and they call your names.. (then the host asks viewers again from where are you watching?)

    B asks the same (from where are you watching [the broadcast]), his Japanese is quite good tbh

    Jongdae: what did you have for dinner?

    Xiu: what are you doing when watching?

    (they ask this so people post comments)

    Someone comments "yesterday was fun"
    and hosts asks them to explain and B says they had a concert in Saitama

    Chen reads a comment "at home"

    someone says they're watching from shinkansen (bullet train)

    from Busan, Nagano
    and host asks them if they know Nagano prefecture
    (this is 03:31 .. look at B's expression and judge for yourself if they know where's Nagano.)
    uhh I've never been to Japan tbh so i have no idea but anyway


    Okinawa, Nagoya, ..
    Chen reads "in a car" and they talk about that hopefully this person isn't driving
    Chen also says "careful"

    from karaoke, and the host says hopefully they sing exo's songs in karaoke
    Chen smiles to the camera and says "please do"

    host says that today will come a special guest (enter meme guy at 5 minutes)


    05:55--> host asks why they wanted to meet meme guy (piko-taro - this dude) and jongdae tries to explain the meme (ppap) was famous in korea too.. but he can't say it so B says it. in japanese.
    my man!!! /cryexol

    they ask them if they all like sushi

    they say they do, B says "all of us do" but at first uses "all" for things (zenbu)
    and immediately corrects himself to all for people (zein)
    my man!!! /cryexol

    then he goes back to korean and i cant hear the japanese translator well
    but he basically says "yeah we like sushi and also eel"

    then they talk about whats in the sushi.. like expensive fish

    and that ppl send lots of hearts

    that's the part when they all say "push"

    hosts distributes plates and asks them "pls call me ojisan" (like uhh ajusshi lol)
    and they all say ojisan

    yeah and ppl who sends lots of hearts will get a present (a polaroid picture)

    hosts wonder if CBX will trend on twitter, so they show what hashtags to trend and take a pic with it

    it would be good if it was worldwide trends

    then they start eating (13:55)
    host: what do you like?
    Chen: salmon and sea urchin and host tells him "that's the most expensive"
    Baekhyun:
    (he doesn't really say anything, this is at 14:09 but he's eating salmon too at that moment, like Chen.. and then the camera pans away but you can hear the hosts saying anago? which is like some kind of eel according to google ya'll i've never even had sushi)
    Xiu: sea urchin as well

    they ask them if sushi in korea and japan is the same
    (15 min 30 secs) B takes a bite (i think that's just omellette btw), thinks and says (in korean) "it's similar and japanese eggs are sweeter" (that's why i think it's omellette) this is the 15:35 minute mark

    host: Chen-kun is really only eating salmon!

    well, then they ask them if they like eels (a special type pf eel, hitsumabushi.. google it i've never eaten this stuff), and they say that all of them do (yeah host says that if the number of hearts surpasses something, they'll get that kind of eel to eat)
    (16 min)B: the members don't go to eat together that often, but if we're getting eel, all of us go

    did you have one when you were in nagoya?

    (i think it's a specific type of eel tho)
    and the hosts say that they dont have it a lot of restaurants (you can only eat it in nagoya) and B replies that they normally ordered so the hosts are surprised "well maybe they had it for you, cause you're exo"

    meme dude says he saw EXO at a-nation concert, watched them rehearse
    but couldn't meet them so he's glad he got to meet them like this


    cbx: thank you, we're also glad we could meet you

    meme dude went to korea

    he's really not funny wow or is it just me



    ok 22 minutes - B pulls out a card that says "show impersonation" (you know like, imitation a character from a movie or an animal...hosts basically explain that)

    so B says to meme dude: if you sing the song, i'll impersonate you
    watch 23 minutes 38 seconds
    OK OMG LOL LOLOLOL
    IM CRYING PLEASSEEE
    SHOW HIM WHAT'S HUMOR BAEKHYUNAAA !!!

    HES SO CUTTEEEE I LOVE YOUUUU

    meme dude and B high-five, meme dude acknowledges that B is main dancer^TM and specifically "the hip movements are on another level"
    *lenny face* we been knew

    bless yourselves

    comments explode with "kawaii"
    of course

    meme guy asks where did they see his meme first?

    B says on youtube
    (dude, I KNOW you have a YT account, can i subscribe)


    26 minutes hosts reads the comment
    "Baekhyun, cute hairstyle"
    B: "thank you very much" (its so cute how they pronounce ざ Jongin says it like 자 in haru ga kita as well)

    Chen reads a comment (in korean): Byun Baekhyun, I love you.
    (and omg the translator says in in japanese LOL it sounds so? idk can i please be translator and put my heartfelt passion into the aishiteru please no lets be real i couldnt do shit in real time)

    Chen reads another comment that says the same thing.. (come on no Kim Jongdae aishiteru??)

    they talk a lot that there are comments in korean too

    ok translator seems a bit flustered ok

    29 mins - they bring out the expensive eel that everyone likes (its called hitsumabushi)

    Chen says he sees it like this for the first time

    OMG (30 mins and ~ sec45)
    ok so the host reads a comment that
    says "please give me Baekhyun"
    but like, as if the commenter was ordering food in a restaurant and also it's ambiguous, it can also be like "Baekhyun, give me...(something)" so the host jokes about this and says "I wonder what...~"
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    camera pans to B who shows the plate with the meal and asks "Wanna eat together?"

    JONGDAEEEE OMGGG THIS WAS SO CUTEEE
    31 minutes and about 40 seconds
    he asks the audience (in japanese) "Have you had dinner?" and he doesn't know how to end the verb properly so the host tells him and jogdae finishes the sentence
    but like THAT LITTLE NERVOUS SMILE HE PULLS AFTER THAT OMG TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    PLEASEEEEE HE'S SO PRECIOUS

    and he tried to say somethng more but the host interrupted him basically

    let me cry for a while

    32mins they start eating
    (ok apparently, the dish has like 3 parts or something and B asks meme dude how do you eat it)

    meme dude: you don't need spice, at first, just eat the eel and rice

    then they ask them to do "food reportage" uh basically like, mokbang style, describe the food, eat it deliciously
    starting from xiu at 35 min 20 or so secs

    then they read the comments ( "xiu chan too cute") and they want B to do it too
    so he says "well, I'll eat a lot"
    and says "wow it tastes so good"
    and the hosts praise him and say he's like some dude called hikomaru (someone who does food reviews according to google)

    "chen do it too!"

    Chen: thanks to everyone, i get to eat such delicious food. since it's dinner time, i hope everyone will eat something delicious too along with us, ITADAKIMASU (he's so cute) (this is 36:31)

    (comments: chen kawaii)

    hosts say there will be more food and ask them if they're still ok, everyone answers "yeah, still got room left"

    (this is 37 minutes)

    they ask them if they like meat


    and Chen dramatically pauses and says "Of course I like meat"

    hosts ask them if they want to eat meat? since you had sushi and eel
    and Chen says "i want to eat!!" ( the meat they're gonna eat is super expensive like a normal steak would cost about 20 thousand yen)

    40 minutes
    important announcement from CBX
    (why does Baekhyun sound drunk, he said nihon like.. nihan??)
    Everyone, it's been decided that CBX will have a tour in Japan!!
    We will be able to meet lots of you, so we;re happy!
    We have prepared awesome songs and performances so please anticipate.
    (you sound drunk, my boy)
    Please, come hang out with us!
    We'll be waiting!!

    (sponsor me, then? )

    Tokyo, Osaka, Nagoya, Fukuoka

    hosts: what about tickets? well, they have to hurry ...

    hosts: It;s your first concert, as chenbaekxi?
    -(all)yeah..
    (chen) i'm excited
    (B) we want to show a bright and cheerful feeling
    (Chen) ppap ain't bad either (as in, he;s like inviting him for the concert)
    meme guy: OH I'll go right away! If you;re ok with mem i'll go. I want to do somethng together. (oh ok then he says it would be fun to do a collab with EXO.. and i guess thats supposed to be a joke "since we're world class superstars" im sorry lol?)
    ok so all of cbx say "yes, please"
    and the host connects exo and piko taro to pixo and they laugh about it
    (43 minutes)

    xiu: EXO-CBXP

    (haha they all laugh and talk about it)

    meme guys says he wants to do collabs with korean artists

    (so it literally took me this long to understand they bring out more food when they reach a new count of hearts)

    so they talk that there's no time for the number of hearts to reach the number so they could eat the expensive meat

    44 mins 25 secs for jongdae stans: watch him try to say "please do your best" motto motto ganbari....ganbatte kudasai
    lol he's so cute
    *thumbs up*

    then the host says "tomorrow's sahimeshi will be with shinoda mariko (ex-akb48.. WTF she's 31 already??????!!!!) and nakamura yuuichi (some actor from kamen rider)

    and the continuation of our sashimeshi will be February 5th and I'm looking forward to that one.. that one will be chill, right?

    B: yeah (and omg this is hilarious he says basically "very much"but using an onomatopoiea めちゃくちゃめちゃくちゃ but usually you'd say it fast.. and he says it slowly and it comes of hilarious at least to me ok bye.. and you can hear the staff laughing so i guess it is funny)
    then 45 mins 16 secs they all clap cause the numebr of hearts surpassed some number that was set before
    so they'll get meat

    it's that small piece lol (46 minutes)
    and it's so expensive, it costs 5000 yen (for 50 grams), which is ..see google converter to convert it to your currency.

    (ok lol Baekhyun's face as he's staring at that piece of meat PLS)

    meme dude asks them if they want to split it between the 3 of them or if one person is going to eat it
    B replies "ohh we'll split between the 5 of us (hosts included)"

    this is around 47 minutes
    WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO SO BAEKHYUN FEEDS ME SOME EXPENSIVE PIECE OF MEAT I DONT EVEN EAT ?????

    they ask them how was the meat
    B: "very tender/soft"
    C: the moment it went into my mouth, it disappeared ..

    hosts ask them how was sashimeshi
    C: (pls he's so cute) ohh.... it was very fun (in korean and then immediately in japanese) it was very fun.
    (in korean) It was as if I was having a dinner with everyone, so I hope to do this kind of thing again. (pro idol, alrighty, then he tries to say in japanese that he's looking forward to meeting fans on the tour.. again it;s so cute how he pronounces ぜ like 제)

    B: (im crying ok) As we said earlier, it was decided we will have a Japanese tour, please anticipate, we will come to Japan again with amazing songs and performances (pro idol alrighty)

    X: We will make you feel happy. Please anticipate. Thank you very much.

    (at the end they announce users who sent the most hearts)
     
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    This can be counted as your second thesis tbh /chensweat thanks lots for this! Reading rn while having lunch lol

    Essentially all of your comments in a nutshell
     
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    Thanks for translating /happyxiu it was a fun read /kaikiss
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    Internally crying tho, i'll never be able to see them /laycri
     
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    That was a fun read thank you so much /happyxiu
    MOOD /suhocri
     
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    mind you, I actually defended my thesis with the grade A

    needless to say, this was much more fun to make.

    I know, i'm funny
    SAME OMG
    I think the security is more strict so no fancams either?? TTTTTTTTTTTTT



    no problem!! it's more like a shit post, i had fun too
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    /laycri /laycri i had forgotten that /laycri /laycri
     
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    Thank you for these translations! /chenheart
     
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    well I really have no idea, there were fancams from Saitama so maybe we'll be blessed
    thank you for reading /taopeace
    omg i'm amazed you guys actually read my bullshit
     
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