CHOWEL: THE ULTIMATE SHIP IS HERE

Discussion in 'OTPs' started by Posy, Dec 18, 2016.

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What's your fav ship?

  1. CHOWEL

    16 vote(s)
    72.7%
  2. CHOWEL

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    59.1%
  3. CHOWEL

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    72.7%
  4. CHANDLE

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    36.4%
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  1. Posy

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    We all know that Chowel is far superior to all these nugu ships

    What's a Chanbaek? I think it's funeral parlour....

    Ever hear of Sebaek? I believe it's a brand of bleach

    Maybe Xiuchen? The word to describe a situation where you don't get laid and have to start pretending your BFFL is your partner
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    Taoris anyone? I hear it's the name for a historical shipwreck in the Asian oceans

    CHOWEL IS BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND THE RELATIONSHIP WILL NEVER END

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  2. Posy

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    CHOWEL MERCH NOW AVAILABLE

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    Episode 1 - Backstage Perfection

    As Chen got off stage at EXOrdium he knew just what he needed. Lo and behold there it was just waiting for him. A crisp white fresh towel. This was not just an ordinary towel to Chen. It had been washed precisely at 52 degrees Celsius and pressed perfectly into a 9 by 15 inch rectangle. It was bright white and although he hadn't smelled it yet, he knew it was slightly scented with fresh cotton fabric conditioner.

    Chen ran over to white cotton towel quickly, plucking it up with his strong hands. It felt so soft and fluffy. He opened it slowly, enjoying the fresh scent being released. He placed it over his head and sighed. It felt great. This had been the perfect moment he had been waiting for. Just him and his towel alone.

    After a few perfect pleasurable minutes the rest of the members entered the room this disturbing his alone time with the piece of fabric. "Until next time" Chen whispered longingly.

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    Episode 2 - Bed Perfection

    Urgh finally they'd gone! Chen had been waiting hours for Baekhyun and Xiumin to leave the room and at last he was alone again. Tentatively he pulled back the duvet and saw his true love. His towel was nestled there invitingly looking so soft and puffy. Without a seconds hesitation he dove onto the bed and rubbed his face on the fluffy cotton. Absolute perfection.

    After some time just enjoying being alone in its presence, he pulled his shirt off and rolled onto his back. He gently pulled his beloved towel on top of his chest, enjoying how it felt on his bare skin. He gently hugged the towel and whispered “I love you sweet thing”.

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  5. Posy

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    Episode 3 - Birthday Perfection

    Today was Chen’s birthday and he was beyond excited! He was finally celebrating a birthday at home in Korea, meaning he could do exactly what he wanted with WHO he wanted. Who was of course his precious towel. He had planned out this day specially and had a few hours set aside just to spend with his true love.

    After a morning busy celebrating with his friends and family, he came back to the oasis that was his room. Peace, quiet, no one to disturb him. Perfection. To make things perfect, there sat his beloved towel, freshly washed and pressed, fluffy and cuddly, ready for Chen to rub his face into.

    “My dear,” Chen started, “I have a cupcake and candle here, for me to celebrate my birthday and finally blow out a candle in peace, I know you'll never betray me and I'll get all the pleasure from blowing it out.” Chen consequently started crooning the happy birthday song whilst smiling fondly at his candle and towel. Never has blowing a candle out been such a beautiful moment.

    After polishing off the chocolate cupcake (being careful not to spill any crumbs on his towel) Chen lay on his bed, his towel draped over his bare chest. The fluffy fibres tickled his chest, sending tingles all the way to his chest. “I love you my dear,” Chen whispered lovingly, “thank you for making this my best birthday ever.”

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    The greatest love story of all time
     
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    "Ever hear of Sebaek? I believe it's a brand of bleach"

    Wait what
     
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    Sorry all ships are nugu when CHOWEL is around
     
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    Chowel is the epitome of purity /baekcri
     
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    Muna if you don't support Chowel you are missing right out!
     
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    I ship ! /taoyay
    This is actually such a beautiful otp, i'm emo right now /laycri
     
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    Ikr it's pure and beautiful, straight from heaven

    Yes glad to have you on the Chowel Train Chooo Chooo! /happyxiu
     
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    Kai's SignatureSehun's Signature
    The superior ship and thread.
     
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    Damn right you are there /chanyeollip
     
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    This is amazing, posy. XD

    Yay chowel!!

    /kailol
     
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    EX'ACTLose Control (Lay)MAMA (EXO-M)EXODUS (Chinese Ver.)
    Not to alarm you but 52 degrees Celsius would burn his head I'm sure afsgfhb
     
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    Chen didn't go in the washing machine with Towel! They spend time apart sometimes!
     
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    EX'ACTLose Control (Lay)MAMA (EXO-M)EXODUS (Chinese Ver.)
    Ah thank you for letting me know lol
     
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    I didn't clarify on these Fics because I literally wrote those in about 5mins each with no proof reading /baekfab
     
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