crack fics

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by captainamerikai, Jan 5, 2017.

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should i make a baekbama appreciation station thread

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  1. captainamerikai

    captainamerikai catfish sugar daddy

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    what i do at 3am: exposed.
    crack fic

    1) a type of fanfic where it's believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
    2) a type of fanfic that is made to be intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stories.

    1. closets are for clothes (ot12, summary: 12 men live together for 3 months. 11 are gay. 1 is straight. if the gay men vote out the straight men, they win a million dollars. if the straight man reaches the top 2, then he gets a million dollars. the point of this gameshow is to act as gay as possible. chaos ensues.)
    2. life as zhang yixing's penis (ot12, summary: it's not easy being a penis. looking back, i'd say my life was pretty tough. having to excrete urine several times a day. having to mess with itchy pubic hairs that yixing doesn't bother shaving. having to move around in uncomfortable skinny jeans. having to deal with yixing's right hand on a daily basis. it's no fun. you try being me for a day.)
    3. too close (sekai, summary: a story of two men who have always believed they are straight. until their bodies got too close. and they started having gay thoughts.
    4. the only hyung i see (baekbama) (and u say romance is dead /baekcri)
    5. obama hyung (taemin x obama, i know it's not exo but it's a crackfic i'd like to share so dont get all salty on me)
    have you read any of these fics? if you haven't, you really should. all are just downright hilarious. life as zhang yixing's penis is literally the point of view of his dick, sooooo. if u have more crack fics to recommend, pls do. we need more people in this shithole
    there're people who actually dislike crack fics and i???dont???get???it??? why do u hate ur life so much????

    i just made this thread bc i needed people to talk about these fics with me, esp #1 and #2 ok so yall better read bc i've 0 friends and this is my best shot /taoyay/taoyay take ur baekbama hatin' ass out of my laNE


    disclaimer 2 u hoes: not in any way sponsored by barack obama, britney spears, or lindsay lohan, thank u. also, dont call the police, thank u times 2
     
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    I'm writing one rn~
    A mix of Exo, the wizard of oz, pied piper of hamelin and unicorn porn.
    Anticipate /xiuxiu
     
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    I CAN'T BREATHE....FIND GOD *reads closets are for clothes*
     
  4. captainamerikai

    captainamerikai catfish sugar daddy

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    LINK IT TO THIS THREAD WHEN YOU'RE DONE
    god bless. u're doing god's work /laycri good luck with it!!!!

    i'm god, you've found me congrats /krisdone tell me how it goes tho omggg
     
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    Dancing King (EXO x Yoo Jae Suk)EX'ACTEXODUSGrowlMAMA (EXO-K)Overdose (EXO-K)Lose Control (Lay)Hey Mama! (EXO-CBX)
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    kjdaskldaskldajsk i'm reading it rn and i lost it at chanyeol's part when he thought it was a scam to act gay for a million dollars... also for some reason i feel like jongin is the straight one and also i'm choking at kris calling his disco stick kris jr.
     
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    EX'ACTOverdose (EXO-M)Nosedive (Dynamic Duo x Chen)Chen's Signature
    I wrote one sechen semi-crack about Suho being Santa and Chanyeol as his head elf lmao it's mostly fluff tho
     
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    MAMA (EXO-K)Lose Control (Lay)Tell Me (What Is Love) (D.O. x Yoo Young Jin)Love Me Right
    I feel like I'm on crack just by reading the fanfic descriptions /kriswha
    But honestly I'll probably read the baekbama fic /chensweat
    Like who I am kidding
    Chanbaek who?
     
  9. captainamerikai

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    jongin is so fucking gay dont be so blind to the reality /laytea
     
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    So extra /laylaugh
     
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    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE A PART OF ME IS LIKE "WHY IS HE SO EXTRA ABT IT...? NO HE AIN'T. AND ALSO A PART OF ME IS LIKE "nah... he's rly that gay."
     
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    Here, a crack fic that made me go "What the actual f*ck?"
    It's called Saranghae, Senpai-kun! Tao is the protagonist and he wants Kris-senpai to notice him.
     
  13. captainamerikai

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    is chanbaek a vegetable i suddenly don't know
     
  14. captainamerikai

    captainamerikai catfish sugar daddy

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    HAHAHAHAHAH HE'S JUST RLY GAY. have u finished omg there's kind of a twist with the contestants who get voted out

    I JUST FINISHED READING IT OH MY GODDDD mary sue made me go nuTs.
    on a side note, despite the crack, it was rly cute too
     
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    NOT YET BUT I'M BACK TO READING IT AND JONGIN IS LITERALLY SO EXTRA......
     
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    I was actually cringing the whole time I read that fic lmao
    I've started reading Closets are for Clothes, and isn't Jongin being too obvious? He's trying too hard /kailol/kailol/kailol
     
  17. captainamerikai

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    jongin's backstory is 3% angst. the bitch rly wants to win tho lmao
     
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